Breast Facts

Titty Facts 101

All women have different shaped breasts. One of the wonderful things about tits is that they come in such a diverse range of shapes, size and, well, personalities . Some flop left, some right and some are so tiny they couldn't flop if they tried. So here's a few facts to set things straight:

1. Different sized titties are perfectly normal. Feet are slightly different sizes, so are hands and so is your cock. Don't make your woman feel uncomfortable about her breast size if you know what's good for you!

2. A small amount of hair on nipples is normal. If you find a girl with some stray hairs it probably means that she simply hasn't got around to plucking them out yet. She will. Now if she has more hair than you do, you may want to check for a bulge in her crotch before continuing ;-)

3. It's estimated that around ten percent of women have inverted nipples, but unless it bothers her or you, this shouldn't affect your sex life - her titties are just as sensitive as the next girl's.

4. Titties as a general rule aren't as sensitive as you might like to think. The breast itself is made up mostly of fairly insensitive fatty tissue and while a gentle caress, lick or kiss can feel good, you won't usually hit the jackpot. The areola (the ring around the nipple) and the nipple itself, however, are a totally different matter, packed with nerve endings and sensitive to the touch. There are even stories about women who orgasm with a good long breast-session. Believe it or not.

5. Sore breasts just before her period are also very normal - and annoyingly regular for those who suffer from it. If she says 'be careful', handle her with care.

6. Large breasts are no more 'sensitive' to your touch than small breasts. In fact, some women claim the small ones are more sensitive...

7. Breasts swell by up to 25% when a woman is aroused and the nipples do often harden. "But," adds Dr McInnes "erect nipples should not be confused with cold nipples." They look the same, but for different reasons. So be sure she's horny before you give them a squeeze!

8. I know it's hard to believe, but some women do, in fact, dislike having their breasts touched. "Either because they're sore or because it simply does nothing for them," says Dr McInnes. If you find a woman who shows no signs of enjoyment when you play with her breasts, the chances are there's another part of her body that's going to respond a whole lot better.

9. It's true that silicone breast implants can explode! Eeeek!

10. The average bra size of western girl's is 36C, up from 36B about 10 years ago. Is something in the water?!